serenity/Base/res/fortunes.json

[
  {
    "quote": "add some quotes, problem solved?",
    "author": "linusg",
    "utc_time": 1596660175,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20200805#c4651652",
    "context": "About a different kind of quote, but that's good enough for me! :)"
  },
  {
    "quote": "BenW: i'm sure it's fine lol",
    "author": "kling",
    "utc_time": 1605364559,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20201114#c5825428"
  },
  {
    "quote": "dammit fuzzer, what madman would write '?~x/'?",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1606653374,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20201129#c5999293",
    "context": "Fuzzers are even worse than users."
  },
  {
    "quote": "I'd totally implement that",
    "author": "nooga",
    "utc_time": 1611335335,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210122#c6624263"
  },
  {
    "quote": "No need to dereference the nullptr!",
    "author": "linusg",
    "utc_time": 1612014120,
    "url": "https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/commit/5b43419a636699d71752de7cec91f6eb35ed50b5"
  },
  {
    "quote": "We can't not have the quotes under VC, that's a sin",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1612035713,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210130#c6726388",
    "context": "A quote about putting quotes in VC, in VC."
  },
  {
    "quote": "\"We really should start a \\\"Quotes\\\" page.\" - BenW",
    "author": "kling",
    "utc_time": 1612900961,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210209#c6854420",
    "context": "Apparently I said that once too often."
  },
  {
    "quote": "if your port uses textrels, it likely uses other things that we don't want near serenity",
    "author": "thakis",
    "utc_time": 1612900918,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210209#c6854410",
    "context": "\"jk but only a little bit jk\""
  },
  {
    "quote": "I'm afraid of where pulling that string will take me.",
    "author": "boricj",
    "utc_time": 1612954860,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210210#c6866141",
    "context": "C++ templates will lead you down the rabbithole."
  },
  {
    "quote": "$commitdescription ($user opened: The build failed.)",
    "author": "SerenityBot",
    "utc_time": 1613906220,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210221#c6989891",
    "context": "The IRC notifications are a little bit harsh sometimes, especially if they all seem to spell failure."
  },
  {
    "quote": "There cannot be more unused bits than the entirety of the input.",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1615188240,
    "url": "https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/pull/5692#issue-586526857"
  },
  {
    "quote": "Does your code contain unexpected integer overflow? of course it does! contact BenW to find out why!",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1615228585,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210308#c7177736",
    "context": "Overflow-correct code is deviously hard. https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/commit/183b2e71ba8d85293db493cab27b8adb4af54981"
  },
  {
    "quote": "clang-format formatted your JSON file? Call Brian at bgianf@serenityos.org today! *Terms and conditions apply",
    "author": "Andrew Kaster",
    "utc_time": 1619133730,
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/834932114125488149"
  },
  {
    "quote": "we started with dialup and \"web 2.0\" and ended up with touchscreen smartphones sucking broadband out of thin air",
    "author": "nooga",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525235803586570/864277610510549002",
    "utc_time": 1626130562
  },
  {
    "quote": "1.28 GiB worth of hash table is a lot of hash table",
    "author": "awesomekling",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/870071227929202738",
    "utc_time": 1627511606
  },
  {
    "quote": "Changelog: All boogs fixed, thar be no moar boogs",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": "1627859603",
    "url": "https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/pull/9127#issuecomment-890603297"
  },
  {
    "quote": "i'm here to influencer-marknadsföring and mjukvaruutveckling, and i'm all done utveckling the mjukvaru",
    "author": "thakis",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/859531354219872266/877267999940292660",
    "utc_time": 1629242612
  },
  {
    "quote": "\"Is there an ISO of Serenity?\" – \"No, because they charge money, and because it's not a spec.\" – \"… what?!\"",
    "author": "BenW",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/859531354219872266/889222244218327130",
    "utc_time": 1632077460
  },
  {
    "quote": "You reached the end of the internet, turn around",
    "author": "Hendiadyoin",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525031720943627/876969458432884766",
    "utc_time": 1629156212,
    "context": "An interesting Browser bug. https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525031720943627/876966237077389352"
  },
  {
    "quote": "Widgets all inherit from Object, which has the methods for dealing with children",
    "author": "AtkinsSJ",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830529037251641374/882936925739171881",
    "utc_time": 1630578967
  },
  {
    "quote": "slaps roof of PR queue\nThis baby can hold so many e̴̾̓l̷͑͑d̸̉̚r̵̅͂ï̷̀t̸͗̉c̵̾͝h̶̋͗ ̸̲̚h̸͒́ȱ̸r̶̛̄ȓ̶͌o̶͐͘r̴̲͝s̴̐͆",
    "author": "Andrew Kaster",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525235803586570/922976701032562738",
    "utc_time": 1640125193
  },
  {
    "quote": "Do you like bugs? yeah, me neither, so I fixed one:",
    "author": "linusg",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/859531354219872266/922965066423341066",
    "utc_time": 1640122419
  },
  {
    "quote": "why is german",
    "author": "Agni",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525235803586570/917781310766993408",
    "utc_time": 1638886516
  },
  {
    "quote": "> Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate!\n> Abandon hope all ye who enter here\n~ Dante",
    "author": "Hendiadyoin",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830522505605283866/917781369084596284",
    "utc_time": 1638886529,
    "context": "Multithreaded IPC. https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830522505605283866/917780454298484806"
  },
  {
    "quote": "yakcoin is powered by proof of commits\neverytime you shave a yak you earn one yakcoin",
    "author": "Agni",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525235803586570/849632952089837599",
    "utc_time": 1622638681
  },
  {
    "quote": "tootlips",
    "author": "awesomekling",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/895421091856666685",
    "utc_time": 1633555424,
    "context": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/895421023833436160"
  },
  {
    "quote": "and then the firebug nation attacked",
    "author": "gggggg",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525031720943627/893862331312902166",
    "utc_time": 1633183786
  },
  {
    "quote": "those are some hefty meatballs",
    "author": "awesomekling",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/882756655018803311",
    "utc_time": 1630535987
  },
  {
    "quote": "not a shell boog this time",
    "author": "Agni",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/859531354219872266/882660065474146304",
    "utc_time": 1630512958
  }
]