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Remove all fortune datfiles except freebsd-tips.

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Humour is a funny thing. What is funny to one person is not funny to all
people. What is insightful to one person is similarly not universal. The
fortune datfiles have been around a long time and have undoubtedly amused
people but it's time to acknowledge their subjective, and in some cases
at least potentially offensive, nature and stop distributing them with the
imprimatur of the FreeBSD project.

If anyone wishes to distribute these via other mechanisms they are welcome to
check them out of history and do so.

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# @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
# $FreeBSD$
DB= fortunes freebsd-tips murphy startrek zippy
# TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, COMMENT OUT THE
# NEXT LINE.
DB+= limerick murphy-o gerrold.limerick
DB= freebsd-tips
BLDS= ${DB:S/$/.dat/}
FILES= ${DB} ${BLDS}

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%% $FreeBSD$
%% From The War Against The Chtorr,
%% Copyright David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved,
%% used with permission of the author.
%%
%%© This is the copyright line.
%%Eighty-nine is the year we assign.
%% These verses are caroled
%% by one David Gerrold.
%%All rights are reserved. This is mine. *
%%
A limerick of classic proportion
should have meter and rhyme and a portion
of humor quite lewd,
and a frightfully crude,
impossible sexual contortion.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A limerick is best when it's lewd,
gross, titillating and crude --
but this one is clean,
unless you are seen
reading it aloud in the nude.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
I wanted to print here a medley
of limericks so gross they were deadly,
but when the typesetter tried
to set them, he died;
(not to mention my editor, Smedly.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
I have written some limericks quite fateful,
malicious and vicious and hateful;
but I've torn up the jokes
that would sicken most folks,
and humanity ought to be grateful.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young lady named Susie,
Who everyone thought was a floozy.
She liked boy scout troops
and Shriners, in groups;
"What the hell?" She replied. "I'm not choosy."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A fellow who lived in West Perkin
was always a-jerkin' his gherkin.
Said he, "It's not fickle
to play with my pickle.
At least my gherkin's a workin'."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A proctologist name of McGee
once bent over double to see
an eyeball of glass
he had shoved up his ass,
"-- so I can see one that looks back at me."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Bart has a singular penis
for his wife who is built like a Venus.
He awoke with a fright
last Saturday night:
"Hey! Something is coming between us!"
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A lady who lives in New Delhi
has habits disgusting and smelhi.
She likes to eat feces
of various species.
(The recipe is tattooed or her belhi.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A daisy chain isn't a riddle.
just some folks who are happy to fiddle,
by twos and by threes,
on their backs or their knees,
and it's fun getting caught in the middle!
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A lad with a marvelous bend
has no need of a lover or friend.
What he does to himself
would fill up a shelf,
but alas, he has come to his end.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was an old witch, name of Jessie
whose crotch was all smelly and messie.
She enjoyed a good squirm
with an alien worm
-- and got stains all over her dressie!
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A lady who favors coition,
has invented the spaceship position.
She lies down with ease
and pulls up her knees,
and hollers, "Lift off!" and "Ignitions!"
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Isaac the famous seducer,
will meet a young lass and conducer
to let him get fresh
with her quivering flesh,
but if there isn't the time, he'll just gucer.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
And old man of Texas named Tanners
was notorious for his bad manners.
When he noticed the start
of an imminent fart,
he'd announce it with bullhorns and banners.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A woman who wanted to see,
if she stood up, how far she could pee,
had pardon to beg,
when it ran down her leg,
and formed icicles off her left knee.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A promiscuous sort was dear Laurie
(Yes, this is that kind of story.)
She did it with Joe
and Larry and Moe
and Curly and Howard and Morrie.
And Johnny and Richard and Pritchard and Kerry
And Lonnie and Horace and Boris and Barry
and Donald and Harold
and Ronald and Gerald
and Tommy and Dicky and Harry.
And . . . Peter and Paul and Teddy and Todd
and Matthew and Mark and Simon and Rod
and Brucie and Mark
and Bobby and Clarck
and she still isn't finished! My God!
And David and Dennis and Huey and Ken
and Dewey and Louie, then David again,
and Willy and Ben
and David again
and again and again and again.
And Danny and Manny and Gary and Fred
and Mackie and Jackie and Dougie and Ned
and Harvey and Len
(then David again)
and -- hold on just a second, she's dead!
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young man from St. Loo,
who gave his dear sister a screw.
Said he, with aplomb,
"You're better than Mom."
Said she, "That's what Dad told me too!"
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A lady who didn't like flies
managed to hide her surprise,
when she opened up one
and found it was fun.
Now she willingly widens her thighs.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young lady named Nancy,
who liked having sex, plain of fancy.
With lightning and thunder,
and a profound sense of wonder,
But not with a partner -- much too chancy.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young lady quite tearful.
Of sucking a cock, she was fearful.
In a moment of dread,
she just turned her head.
And, boy! Did she get an earful!
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A mathematician named Boris
had a wife with a wondrous clitoris.
He charged a small fee
for his colleagues to see
that it was made in the shape of a torus.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
The ladies all had to agree
that Mort's penis was too small to see.
A whore named Louise
sniffed, "Who will _that_ please?"
Mort proudly submitted, "Just me!"
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young fellow named Fisk
whose comings and goings were brisk,
He hid things that were stolen
inside his colon,
and said, "Hey! It's my own *."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A stunning young lady named Joan
thought a penis was made with a bone.
She just didn't know
'twas her sexual glow
that turned parts of men into stone.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A midwife named Flo from Arabia
often enjoys giving baby a
forty-volt shock
to the base of the cock.
(On a girl, she goes for the labia.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
I know of a lass who's for sale.
She's really a nice piece of tail.
From June to September,
she'll devour your member,
but the rest of the year, she's in jail.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Miss Wilkerson thought it her duty
to maintain her conjugal beauty.
She mixed up a paste
of industrial waste,
and applied it to her sweet patootie.*
* The facts about beauty are known,
and well-learned by those who are grown:
beauty is thin,
it lies on the skin;
but ugly goes down to the bone.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
The punctual Cynthia Rolen
missed a period, (or it was stolen)
She looked up her ass
with a tube made of glass,
but found only her own semi-colon;
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A short-organ fellow named Kevin
used a vacuum to stretch it to seven,
then to eight and to nine,
and though ten was divine,
there will be film at eleven.*
* If you think that our boy's now a stud,
you've been fooled by the size of his pud.
Although twelve inches soft,
when it rises aloft,
he just faints from the sheer lack of blood.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There once was a lady named Lizard,
who got lost in a pink candy blizzard,
with a fellow named Jim
who wanted to swim
up her legs to visit her gizzard.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young fellow named Ted,
who had a radio put in his head.
Long wave or short
he did it for sport
-- and to improve his reception in bed.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young lady from Venus,
whose body was shaped like a penis.
A fellow named Hunt
was shaped like a cunt,
so it all worked out fine, just between us.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was an old bastard named Gene,
impotent, selfish, and mean.
His dick was so shamed
by what the man claimed,
it pretended that is was a spleen.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There once was a fellow named Jason,
whose horrible death I would hasten.
I'd feed him to worms,
just to see how he squirms
-- but they'd vomit his crap in a basin.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
With a French lass, it's unwise to trifle.
They have urges they simply can't stifle.
A woman of France
will pull down her pants
at the sight of a towering eye-full.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
"My God!" screamed devout Mrs. Pike,
as she fondled her stableman's spike.
"This is quite out of place,
and a great loss of face
-- but I think I have fallen in like!"
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A well-endower fellow from Ortening
prepared for an evening of sportening,
with a boy from a disco,
till he lubed up his Crisco,
and discovered, alas, it was _shortening_!
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A lady who read Sigmund Freud,
thought her genitals underemployed;
so she put in a stand
for a seven-piece band,
and held dances that we all enjoyed.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A lady named Shirley was mellow
and she said to her eager young fellow,
"I prefer bagels and lox
to sucking off cocks,
Or even a nice dish of Jell-O!"
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young man from St. Helens
afflicted with shrinkin's and swellin's.
His dick was so small
it was not there at all,
but his balls looked like honeydew melons.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A woman who once faked a lettera
reference by which she could gettera
job much improved,
regretted her move
when they asked her to show her et cetera.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A lady of South Madagascar
wears a bag on her head; it's to mask her.
A bottle of scotch
might loosen her crotch.
Wait here, I'll go and I'll ask her.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Chuck is weird, let the whole world know it.
He brought in his bucket to show it.
We all had a fit
when we saw it was shit.
We didn't know he was planning to throw it.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
"Which partners are best? Sixty-niners.
And better than that? Try the Shriners."
These are the results
of consenting adults,
(and occasional like-minded minors.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A lady's iambic pentameter
is thirty-two inches diameter.
The breadth of her scansion
is due to expansion
in the pants of a critical amateur.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young fellow from Norwich
Who liked having sex with his porridge.
With sugar and cream
and a buttery scream --
(The leftovers went into storage.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young fellow named Jim
who liked to get naked and swim
with plastic sex toys
shaped like pubescent boys,
'cause he'd rather be gay than be grim.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A lady who jogged in the breeze
had bosoms that flapped to her knees.
Said she, "They're quite warm,
they keep me dry in a storm,
and when it snows, I use them for skis."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was an old voyeur named Zeke,
who liked to hide in the closet and peek,
then jump out with loud cries
of "Aha!" and "Surprise!"
and point out your flaws in technique.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Rick promised to gently deflower
a maiden who lived on South Gower,
(The truth is, he spread
her legs wide on the bed,
and finished her off in an hour.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
These poems have come out of my forehead.
The subject are all fairly torrid
-- except for the few
that will make you say, "Pugh!"
And those are the ones that are horrid.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Juanita, the subject of scandals,
used to use unscented candles,
but now thinks it nice
to use a device
with batteries, buzzers, and handles.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was an old prune name of Ginty
who only ate muffins and thin tea.
Thinking of sex
gave her the blecchs,
and left her all dried up and squinty.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Here's the tale of Benjamin Sneed:
Where others were two'd he was three'd
and when they unmasked it,
(three balls in his basket),
he was voted "Most Likely to Breed."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A maiden who had a third breast
always kept her hand close to her chest,
and I promised her well
that I never would tell.
(Write me privately. Name on request.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Skydiver Daniel McDopp
used to masturbate right from the top.
Whenever he fell,
he jerked off like hell.
He was good to the very last drop.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A necrophile name of Ned Schultz,
often brags of his deed and exults,
"Tis legal, it's said,
to make love to the dead,
if performed by consenting adults."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Have you ever met Jamie McBeezis?
He does any damn thing that he pleases.
Says Jamie, undaunted,
"If you've got it,then flaunt it!"
But he's referring to social diseases.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There once was a nearsighted gynie
whose glasses were sparkly and shiny;
but they stayed in the drawer
while he worked on a whore
and tied up the tubes of her hiney.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A shepherd named Jimmie Fitzhugh,
said to his sweetheart, "It's true.
Nothing is moister
than a fresh oister,
unless, of course, it is ewe."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There's a reason why Barton is queer.
When you meet him, the reason is clear.
A goddess named Venus
gave him a penis,
but Mother Nature filled up his brassiere.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Then there was Benjamin Bright,
a contestant on "What's My Delight?"
They guesses at his habits
with little white rabbits,
but were stumped by his mouse and his kite.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young man from St. Lutz,
who had a remarkable putz.
It would sniff, it would hunt,
for it only liked cunt.
Absolutely no lips, hands, or butts.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Sally's sex life was carefully planned.
Said she, "I prefer to be manned.
Things that are anal,
are always so banal,
but things that expand are just grand."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Sally-Jo was exceedingly vexed,
when they said she was quite oversexed.
She said, "That's not true,
I just like to screw,
Now, please take a number. Who's next?"
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Sally sued for support; she was claimin'
Phil had fathered her baby (named Damon).
She said, "I ought to know."
as she pointed below.
"'Cause this is the box that he came in."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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We will need a computer to tally
all the cowboys who scouted our Sally.
There were some on her mountains
and some on her fountains,
and quite a few down in the valley.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A lady who overly lusted
was frequently opened and thrusted.
When the baby came due
it was female too,
and its hymen was already busted.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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When writing these verses of mine,
I start with a clever last line,
then work backward from there,
toward the opening pair,
with the hope it'll all work out fine.*
*only sometimes it doesn't.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There once was a whore from St. Paul,
who took anyone, wide, short, or tall.
She said to her clients,
"It's not really science --
it's just that one size will fit all!"
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young fellow named Forrest
whose cornhole was one of the sorest.
Said he, "I don't mind
a regular grind
-- but I do wish my ass were clitorised."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
When Shakespeare awakes with a scream
and his member a-drippin' with cream,
'tis just the commission
of nocturnal emission,
which he dubs, "A Mid-Slumber Night-Stream."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
Sally-Jo taught erotic correction.
She told her student to get an erection.
"Put your dick in my mouth.
Move it north, move it south --
Now, you're getting a sense of direction!"
Her instructions were very explicit,
and more than a little illicit:
"Please fill up my cunny
with fresh clover honey,
and butter my buns like a biscuit."
"Then wrap me up nice in a blanket,
and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it.
I'll put on some feathers,
and laces and leathers,
and wiggle my ass while you spank it."
"Now that your fingers are stinky,
tie me up in some chains that are clinky.
Bring in goats and a sheik,
give my titties a tweak
--and _now_, we can start getting kinky!"
"Forget what the chain and the whip meant.
Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment
of high-grade Vaseline,
and a strong trampoline,
and all of the other equipment!"
"Now, when we get all the bedsprings a-drummin',
that's when I'll start in a-hummin',
then quickly, my dear,
put it into my ear,
so I'll hear the sound of it comin'!"
"I don't know how much this is costing,"
said her student, still covered with frosting.
"But I can say with affinity
that I've lost my virginity.
Quite frankly, my dear, you're _exhausting_!"
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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There was a mad pilot named Lizzy,
whose manners were said to be skizzy.
She could loop, she could twirl,
she could make your head whirl.
She left all her men fucking dizzy.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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The speed of Ed's seed is unclocked
whenever a lady's unfrocked.
Tho' his spirit is willin',
when a pussy needs fillin',
he's a man who goes off half-cocked.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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A lady whose name is Tirelli
has tits made of dynamite jelli.
If you take on this dare,
you must fondle with care.
(The detonator's south of her belli.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
The fame of our Mame was her tushy,
and the front of her cunt. (It was bushy.)
But I heard that her Mike
preferred for his spike
the place in her face that was skwooshy.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A whore with a face like a hound
complained that her sales were down,
till a lover named Michael
bought her a cycle,
and she peddled it all over town.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young man named Levine
who said to his lady, inclined,
"Thanks for the spasm,
it felt like orgasm;
as a matter of fact, 'twas divine."
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
A king who was mad at the time,
decreed limerick writing a crime.
but late in the night
all the poets would write
verses without any rhyme or meter.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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abbess's
Abercrombie
Aberystwyth
acrost
Aden
Ades
Alsace
altera
Amphigorey
anatomies
andantes
Annie's
Annista
Antigua
Anza
Apres
archeologist
Arden
ARPAnaut
arsehole
astonishment's
Asturias
Attila
ausgefuckt
Azores
backsides
ballocks
Baroda
Bartholin
Batonger
Baugh
Bavel
beabrve
Beaconsfield
beastial
Beaulieu
Beever
belican
Benares
Bergere
Bermuder
berserkly
bettera
Bicester
Bingly
Bloch
Blott
Blount
Bluth
boffed
bologna
Bonaire
boney
Breerley
bridegroom's
Brienz
Brighton
Brillo
brio
Bronix
Bruckner
Bruges
Buckingham
Bude
bull's
busiasm
bustles
Byrd
Cah'lina
Cajon
callgirl
Camyre
cannie
Carmia
Carranza's
Carruthers
Castellamare
Cawnpore
cervixes
chanties
Charteris
Cheadle
Cheddar
Chichester
Chichester's
circumsized
Ciss
clarum
clergyman's
Clews
Clombe
Coblenz
cocksucking
coish
Condover
coxing
Coxsaxie
creame
Crewe
crewmates
Cribbs
crusader's
curat
d'hotel
d'Isere
d'oeuvres
Daguerrodargue
Decatur
deflowered
deflowers
Detroit
detumesced
Devizes
Dieu
dillie
disait
Dispar
dooflicker
doric
Drambuie
draymen
dribblings
Drumrig
duck's
Duddee
Dumfries
Dundee
Dunoon
duply
Durand
Durcan
Ealing
eastertide
edaM
eighths
ekil
elihW
Ells
epousetta
erat
Ermintrude's
Eroticon
ESC
Esser
Eton
exige
eyesight's
Fabia
faggot
faire
fanny
fart
farta
farted
farter
farting
farts
fecerat
Feeney
fellatrix
fellatrix's
Fenner
Fennis
festooned
festoons
fidgital
fiesty
Fleager
floozie
Folies
foreskins
Forgeteth
Fornier
frigged
frigger
frigging
fritz
fuckener
fucking'em
Fuckoscope
fuckstress
fuddled
Fyfe
Gamahuchee
Gasted
gaucho
gawked
Gaza
geminarum
Glengozzle
gnihtemos
gniyl
Gomorrah
goosey
gooster
Gorey
Gratian
Gression
guerre
Hank's
Harper's
Harwich
helican
Herridge
Herts
Hestion
hetera
Heuser
hexahedronical
hexed
hsinif
huic
Huxham
Hyde
hymen's
Ickes
Ignatious
iguanas
IIE
Illiac
intacto
interflex
Irongate
itchez
jello
Jodhpur
Johore
joile
Kew
Kewry
Khartoum
Kiam
Kilkenny
Kimble
Kissen
Kornbluth
Kotex
Kroll
Kutki
lacklustre
Lahore
Lancelot
laundress
Leeds
Lefebrve
Lesbian's
lifesavers
lilly
Lizes
llamas
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
LLewellyn
Longet
looky
Lorentz
lovemaking
Lowe
LSD
Luntz
lusus
Mable
MacDougall
Magnifique
Mais
Maitre
Mam'selle
Manchukuo
Mandel
Manhasset
mari
Maurier
maxi
Mayence
McAmeter
McFee
Mcgoffin
McGru
McGruder
McMeanus
McSweeny
McTavish
meanie
meanies
meany
Mensa
mentis
midgets
minimis
missin
misspent
Moebius
moi
moister
mole's
Mons
Moxie
muckener
n'est
Natches
naturae
navel's
Nemetia
nighty
nihili
niners
Noah's
Norte
nuki
nutless
O'Clare
O'Doole
O'Malley
obbligatos
octagenerian
organed
orter
Ostend
oversexed
Paloma
papooses
paree
Parridge
patchez
pecker's
peckers
peedle
peeholes
peenies
pees
Penzance
pink'un
pissin
Pitlochry
Pitts
plaudits
pleasure's
ploughman
Plunnery
port's
Pourtant
Priam
Pridgets
prodigical
pruntz
Pryne
Prynne
Quaffed
Quelle
question's
quibblings
quim
quimmy
quints
ravished
Reims
Resounded
retriebrve
Rhyll
rogered
Salinas
Sandem
savoir
Schmitz
scratchez
seatbelts
secours
secret's
sextravaganza
Shedd
shins
Shittlecock
shitty
shootin
shrewder
Siegel
siht
skating's
Slatey
Smokey
sneaux
sniffin
sophomore'd
spaceman
spikey
Spitzbergen
Sprotic
Spyder
Stamboul
Stillson
Streator
Strensall
strewed
stroda
Suki
Susiasm
Sweenies
Swoboda
T'was
Tagore
Tante
tapeworm'll
Terminus's
testicularum
thing's
Thrace
Thrums
Tiffan
tis
titted
titties
Tobruk
tooty
topsheet
tous
Trans
Trasket
trifurcated
triplici
trop
truckloads
trysts
Tunney
Tupper
Tupps
Twickenham
Twiss
Twould
Udgeon
Uhura
urgin's
Usenetter
vaginae
vaginoid
Vassar
Venerio
Ventry
verkeley
Vesuvial
Virginny
virgo
Vitalis
vobiscum
Vogel's
Voulait
wanna
Weaveth
weeney
Whatam
Whyte
Wimley
Wohunt
Wubley
Wylde
ylbatrofmoc
yontiff
Yoric
Yost
yourselfer
Zerubbabel
Zerubbabub
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%
All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
happen or it won't.
This is especially true when dealing with women.
Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
%
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
healthy and wealthy and dead.
%
It's always the wrong time of the month.
%
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
%
One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
one dam thing after another.
%
Pity the poor egg;
It only gets laid once in its life.
%
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
Sunday pray for crop failure.
%
When you're up to your nose in shit,
be sure to keep your mouth shut.
%
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
%

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abend
ACF
barbeque
Carroll
Chevrolets
countercan't
crabgrass
DP
feebs
Freud's
fruitcakes
gotta
headlamp
IQ
IRS
l'orange
MCP
Murphy's
paranoids
plumber's
postmortems
Poul
profanities
RACF
radiologists
roccoco
saad
Siezbo
simps
Souffles
subordinate's
superstar
szechuan
Twinkies
walkthroughs

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%
"... freedom ... is a worship word..."
"It is our worship word too."
-- Cloud William and Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
%
"Beauty is transitory."
"Beauty survives."
-- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
%
"Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away
with jealousy, greed, hate ..."
"It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness,
sentiment -- the other side of the coin"
-- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk,
"What are Little Girls Made Of?", stardate 2712.4
%
"Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth."
"Or by misleading the innocent."
-- Spock and McCoy, "And The Children Shall Lead",
stardate 5029.5.
%
"Get back to your stations!"
"We're beaming down to the planet, sir."
-- Kirk and Mr. Leslie, "This Side of Paradise",
stardate 3417.3
%
"I think they're going to take all this money that we spend now
on war and death --"
"And make them spend it on life."
-- Edith Keeler and Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever",
stardate unknown.
%
"It's hard to believe that something which is neither seen nor
felt can do so much harm."
"That's true. But an idea can't be seen or felt. And that's
what kept the Troglytes in the mines all these centuries. A mistaken idea."
-- Vanna and Kirk, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5819.0
%
"Life and death are seldom logical."
"But attaining a desired goal always is."
-- McCoy and Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2821.7
%
"Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here."
"You admit that?"
"To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor"
-- Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action", stardate unknown
%
"No one talks peace unless he's ready to back it up with war."
"He talks of peace if it is the only way to live."
-- Colonel Green and Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain",
stardate 5906.5.
%
"That unit is a woman."
"A mass of conflicting impulses."
-- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9
%
"The combination of a number of things to make existence worthwhile."
"Yes, the philosophy of 'none,' meaning 'all.'"
-- Spock and Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4
%
"The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity."
"And in the way our differences combine to create meaning and
beauty."
-- Dr. Miranda Jones and Spock,
"Is There in Truth No Beauty?", stardate 5630.8
%
"The release of emotion is what keeps us healthy. Emotionally
healthy."
"That may be, Doctor. However, I have noted that the healthy
release of emotion is frequently unhealthy for those closest to you."
-- McCoy and Spock, "Plato's Stepchildren", stardate 5784.3
%
"There's only one kind of woman ..."
"Or man, for that matter. You either believe in yourself or
you don't."
-- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1
%
"We have the right to survive!"
"Not by killing others."
-- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5
%
"What a terrible way to die."
"There are no good ways."
-- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
%
"What happened to the crewman?"
"The M-5 computer needed a new power source, the crewman merely
got in the way."
-- Kirk and Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer",
stardate 4731.3.
%
... bacteriological warfare ... hard to believe we were once foolish
enough to play around with that.
-- McCoy, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
%
... The prejudices people feel about each other disappear when they get
to know each other.
-- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius", stardate 4372.5
%
... The things love can drive a man to -- the ecstasies, the
miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious
failures and the glorious victories.
-- McCoy, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7
%
A father doesn't destroy his children.
-- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?",
stardate 3468.1.
%
A little suffering is good for the soul.
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0
%
A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and
licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
-- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown
%
A princess should not be afraid -- not with a brave knight to protect
her.
-- McCoy, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.3
%
A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, even
his entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive.
-- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
%
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without
breathing.
-- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4
%
A woman should have compassion.
-- Kirk, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2
%
Actual war is a very messy business. Very, very messy business.
-- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0
%
After a time, you may find that "having" is not so pleasing a thing,
after all, as "wanting." It is not logical, but it is often true.
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
%
All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars.
-- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3259.2
%
Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be
located on a natural invasion route.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4
%
Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder.
-- Kirk, "This side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3
%
Another war ... must it always be so? How many comrades have we lost
in this way? ... Obedience. Duty. Death, and more death ...
-- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
%
Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on.
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
%
Blast medicine anyway! We've learned to tie into every organ in the
human body but one. The brain! The brain is what life is all about.
-- McCoy, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4
%
But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected ... we may not be
able to break it, but, I'll bet you credits to Navy Beans we can put a
dent in it.
-- deSalle, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2
%
Change is the essential process of all existence.
-- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", stardate 5730.2
%
Compassion -- that's the one thing no machine ever had. Maybe it's
the one thing that keeps men ahead of them.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
%
Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to
serve under them. Captain, a starship also runs on loyalty to one
man. And nothing can replace it or him.
-- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4
%
Conquest is easy. Control is not.
-- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", stardate unknown
%
Death. Destruction. Disease. Horror. That's what war is all about.
That's what makes it a thing to be avoided.
-- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0
%
Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.
-- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7
%
Do you know about being with somebody? Wanting to be? If I had the
whole universe, I'd give it to you, Janice. When I see you, I feel
like I'm hungry all over. Do you know how that feels?
-- Charlie Evans, "Charlie X", stardate 1535.8
%
Do you know the one -- "All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer
her by ..." You could feel the wind at your back, about you ... the
sounds of the sea beneath you. And even if you take away the wind and
the water, it's still the same. The ship is yours ... you can feel her
... and the stars are still there.
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4
%
[Doctors and Bartenders], We both get the same two kinds of customers
-- the living and the dying.
-- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown
%
Each kiss is as the first.
-- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome",
stardate 4842.6
%
Earth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe.
-- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1
%
Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not.
-- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark", stardate 3196.1
%
Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist.
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3
%
Even historians fail to learn from history -- they repeat the same
mistakes.
-- John Gill, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7
%
Every living thing wants to survive.
-- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
%
Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing.
-- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4
%
Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude.
-- Spock, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
%
Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
%
First study the enemy. Seek weakness.
-- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
%
Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.
-- Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
%
Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say,
"Today I will be brilliant."
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
%
He's dead, Jim
-- McCoy, "The Devil in the Dark", stardate 3196.1
%
History tends to exaggerate.
-- Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4
%
Humans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion (love).
-- Spock, "The Lights of Zetar", stardate 5725.6
%
I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together become
greater than the sum of both of us.
-- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4
%
I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to
any question.
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3
%
I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power without
constructive purpose.
-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
%
I realize that command does have its fascination, even under
circumstances such as these, but I neither enjoy the idea of command
nor am I frightened of it. It simply exists, and I will do whatever
logically needs to be done.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2812.7
%
I thought my people would grow tired of killing. But you were right,
they see it is easier than trading. And it has its pleasures. I feel
it myself. Like the hunt, but with richer rewards.
-- Apella, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
%
If a man had a child who'd gone anti-social, killed perhaps, he'd still
tend to protect that child.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
%
If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes.
-- Kirk, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
%
If some day we are defeated, well, war has its fortunes, good and bad.
-- Commander Kor, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7
%
If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.7
%
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.9
%
I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
%
Immortality consists largely of boredom.
-- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
%
In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even
vegetarians.
-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4
%
Insufficient facts always invite danger.
-- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
%
Insults are effective only where emotion is present.
-- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1
%
Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative.
-- Kirk, "Obsession", stardate 3620.7
%
Is not that the nature of men and women -- that the pleasure is in the
learning of each other?
-- Natira, the High Priestess of Yonada, "For the World is
Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky", stardate 5476.3.
%
Is truth not truth for all?
-- Natira, "For the World is Hollow and I have Touched
the Sky", stardate 5476.4.
%
It [being a Vulcan] means to adopt a philosophy, a way of life which is
logical and beneficial. We cannot disregard that philosophy merely for
personal gain, no matter how important that gain might be.
-- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
%
It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if
they're attractive in some way.
-- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6
%
It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
%
It is necessary to have purpose.
-- Alice #1, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
%
It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not
hers.
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
%
It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable.
-- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident", stardate 5027.3
%
It would be illogical to kill without reason
-- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
%
It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted
-- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5
%
I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise.
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0
%
Killing is stupid; useless!
-- McCoy, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
%
Killing is wrong.
-- Losira, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
%
Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
%
Landru! Guide us!
-- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4
%
Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge.
-- Kirk, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
%
Live long and prosper.
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
%
Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.
-- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever",
stardate unknown
%
Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice.
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3220.3
%
Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal.
-- Spock, "The Alternative Factor", stardate 3088.7
%
Many Myths are based on truth
-- Spock, "The Way to Eden", stardate 5832.3
%
Men don't talk peace unless they're ready to back it up with war.
-- Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4
%
Men of peace usually are [brave].
-- Spock, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5
%
Men will always be men -- no matter where they are.
-- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1329.8
%
Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
-- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident", stardate 5027.4
%
Most legends have their basis in facts.
-- Kirk, "And The Children Shall Lead", stardate 5029.5
%
Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.
-- M-5 Computer, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
%
No more blah, blah, blah!
-- Kirk, "Miri", stardate 2713.6
%
No one can guarantee the actions of another.
-- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
%
No one may kill a man. Not for any purpose. It cannot be condoned.
-- Kirk, "Spock's Brain", stardate 5431.6
%
No one wants war.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7
%
No problem is insoluble.
-- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years", stardate 3479.4
%
Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is.
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
%
Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved.
-- Thalassa (in Anne Mulhall's body), "Return to Tomorrow",
stardate 4770.3.
%
Oh, that sound of male ego. You travel halfway across the galaxy and
it's still the same song.
-- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1
%
On my planet, to rest is to rest -- to cease using energy. To me, it
is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using energy,
instead of saving it.
-- Spock, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.2
%
One does not thank logic.
-- Sarek, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
%
One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for
advice without necessarily having to take it.
-- Kirk, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.2
%
Only a fool fights in a burning house.
-- Kang the Klingon, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
%
Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, it
is only because we have no choice.
-- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
%
Our way is peace.
-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
stardate 4040.7.
%
Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled.
-- Spock, "Operation -- Annihilate!" stardate 3287.2
%
Peace was the way.
-- Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate unknown
%
Power is danger.
-- The Centurion, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
%
Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready.
-- Edith Keeler, "The City On the Edge of Forever",
stardate unknown
%
Punishment becomes ineffective after a certain point. Men become
insensitive.
-- Eneg, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7
%
Respect is a rational process
-- McCoy, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
%
Romulan women are not like Vulcan females. We are not dedicated to
pure logic and the sterility of non-emotion.
-- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident",
stardate 5027.3
%
Schshschshchsch.
-- The Gorn, "Arena", stardate 3046.2
%
Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.
-- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.9
%
Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor.
-- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"),
stardate unknown.
%
Star Trek Lives!
%
Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie.
-- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3142.8
%
Superior ability breeds superior ambition.
-- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
%
The face of war has never changed. Surely it is more logical to heal
than to kill.
-- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5
%
The games have always strengthened us. Death becomes a familiar
pattern. We don't fear it as you do.
-- Proconsul Marcus Claudius, "Bread and Circuses",
stardate 4041.2
%
The heart is not a logical organ.
-- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years", stardate 3479.4
%
The idea of male and female are universal constants.
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
%
The joys of love made her human and the agonies of love destroyed her.
-- Spock, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5842.8
%
The man on tops walks a lonely street; the "chain" of command is often
a noose.
-- McCoy, "The Conscience of the King," stardate 2818.9
%
The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of
play.
-- Kirk, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.8
%
The only solution is ... a balance of power. We arm our side with
exactly that much more. A balance of power -- the trickiest, most
difficult, dirtiest game of them all. But the only one that preserves
both sides.
-- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
%
The people of Gideon have always believed that life is sacred. That
the love of life is the greatest gift ... We are incapable of
destroying or interfering with the creation of that which we love so
deeply -- life in every form from fetus to developed being.
-- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon", stardate 5423.4
%
The sight of death frightens them [Earthers].
-- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
%
The sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last.
-- Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome", stardate 4842.6
%
There are always alternatives.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
%
There are certain things men must do to remain men.
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4929.4
%
There are some things worth dying for.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7
%
There comes to all races an ultimate crisis which you have yet to face
.... One day our minds became so powerful we dared think of ourselves
as gods.
-- Sargon, "Return to Tomorrow", stardate 4768.3
%
There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
-- Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.9
%
There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's
life, he is grateful.
-- Nona, the Kanuto witch woman, "A Private Little War",
stardate 4211.8.
%
There is an order of things in this universe.
-- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1
%
There's a way out of any cage.
-- Captain Christopher Pike, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"),
stardate unknown.
%
There's another way to survive. Mutual trust -- and help.
-- Kirk, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
%
There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is
nothing good in war. Except its ending.
-- Abraham Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5
%
There's nothing disgusting about it [the Companion]. It's just another
life form, that's all. You get used to those things.
-- McCoy, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
%
This cultural mystique surrounding the biological function -- you
realize humans are overly preoccupied with the subject.
-- Kelinda the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4658.9
%
Those who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is not
stopped.
-- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
%
Time is fluid ... like a river with currents, eddies, backwash.
-- Spock, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0
%
To live is always desirable.
-- Eleen the Capellan, "Friday's Child", stardate 3498.9
%
Too much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing.
-- Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6
%
Totally illogical, there was no chance.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
%
Uncontrolled power will turn even saints into savages. And we can all
be counted on to live down to our lowest impulses.
-- Parmen, "Plato's Stepchildren", stardate 5784.3
%
Violence in reality is quite different from theory.
-- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4
%
Virtue is a relative term.
-- Spock, "Friday's Child", stardate 3499.1
%
Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force.
-- Amanda, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.3
%
Vulcans do not approve of violence.
-- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
%
Vulcans never bluff.
-- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine", stardate 4202.1
%
Vulcans worship peace above all.
-- McCoy, "Return to Tomorrow", stardate 4768.3
%
Wait! You have not been prepared!
-- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate 3113.2
%
[War] is instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. We're human
beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands! But we
can stop it. We can admit that we're killers ... but we're not going
to kill today. That's all it takes! Knowing that we're not going to
kill today!
-- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0
%
War is never imperative.
-- McCoy, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
%
War isn't a good life, but it's life.
-- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
%
We do not colonize. We conquer. We rule. There is no other way for
us.
-- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4657.5
%
We fight only when there is no other choice. We prefer the ways of
peaceful contact.
-- Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun", stardate 4385.3
%
We have found all life forms in the galaxy are capable of superior
development.
-- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3211.7
%
We have phasers, I vote we blast 'em!
-- Bailey, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.2
%
We Klingons believe as you do -- the sick should die. Only the strong
should live.
-- Kras, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
%
We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.
But when it comes to your job -- that's different. And it always will
be different.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4
%
What kind of love is that? Not to be loved; never to have shown love.
-- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, "Metamorphosis",
stardate 3219.8
%
When a child is taught ... it's programmed with simple instructions --
and at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum of
what it was taught, thinks independently.
-- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer",
stardate 4731.3.
%
When dreams become more important than reality, you give up travel,
building, creating; you even forget how to repair the machines left
behind by your ancestors. You just sit living and reliving other lives
left behind in the thought records.
-- Vina, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown
%
Where there's no emotion, there's no motive for violence.
-- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1
%
Witch! Witch! They'll burn ya!
-- Hag, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate unknown
%
Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must rely on
your human intuition.
-- Spock, "Assignment: Earth", stardate unknown
%
Without followers, evil cannot spread.
-- Spock, "And The Children Shall Lead", stardate 5029.5
%
Without freedom of choice there is no creativity.
-- Kirk, "The return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4
%
Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating more
sheer horror than the male of the species.
-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4
%
Women professionals do tend to over-compensate.
-- Dr. Elizabeth Dehner, "Where No Man Has Gone Before",
stardate 1312.9.
%
Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed -- but a woman is always a
woman.
-- Kirk, "Conscience of the King", stardate unknown
%
Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate, but a woman always remains a
woman.
-- Kirk, "The Conscience of the King", stardate 2818.9
%
Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil.
-- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
%
You! What PLANET is this?!
-- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0
%
You are an excellent tactician, Captain. You let your second in
command attack while you sit and watch for weakness.
-- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
%
You can't evaluate a man by logic alone.
-- McCoy, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
%
You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries. But
you imprison those who employ it privately.
-- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1
%
You go slow, be gentle. It's no one-way street -- you know how you
feel and that's all. It's how the girl feels too. Don't press. If
the girl feels anything for you at all, you'll know.
-- Kirk, "Charlie X", stardate 1535.8
%
You humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. "You're
welcome," I believe, is the correct response.
-- Spock, "Bread and Circuses", stardate 4041.2
%
You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you
are telling the truth. You cannot tell the truth because everything
you say is a lie. You lie, you tell the truth ... but you cannot, for
you lie.
-- Norman the android, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
%
You speak of courage. Obviously you do not know the difference between
courage and foolhardiness. Always it is the brave ones who die, the
soldiers.
-- Kor, the Klingon Commander, "Errand of Mercy",
stardate 3201.7
%
You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're supposed
to be. Caring for each other, being happy with each other, being good
to each other. That's what we call love. You'll like that a lot.
-- Kirk, "The Apple", stardate 3715.6
%
You're dead, Jim.
-- McCoy, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
%
You're dead, Jim.
-- McCoy, "The Tholian Web", stardate unknown
%
You're too beautiful to ignore. Too much woman.
-- Kirk to Yeoman Rand, "The Enemy Within", stardate unknown
%
Youth doesn't excuse everything.
-- Dr. Janice Lester (in Kirk's body), "Turnabout Intruder",
stardate 5928.5.
%

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Amanda
Apella
Archons
Armenia
Atoz
Capellan
Catspaw
Centurion
Changeling
Claudius
Corbomite
Corby
Daystrom
Deela
Elaan
Eleen
Eneg
Excalbia
Galileo
Gorn
Gothos
Hag
Hedford
Hodin
Kang
Kanuto
Kelinda
Kelvan
Klingon
Klingons
Kor
Kras
Landru
Losira
Lt
McHuron
Miramanee
Miri
Mulhall's
Natira
Nomad
Nona
Noonian
Palamas
Parmen
Phillip
Priestess
Proconsul
Requiem
Rojan
Romulan
Sarek
Sargon
Schshschshchsch
Septimus
Singh
Sirah
Spectre
Spock
Spock's
Stepchildren
Sulu
Surak
Thalassa
Tholian
Tribbles
Triskelion
Troglytes
Troyius
Vanna
Vina
Yarnek
Yonada
Zefrem
Zetar
android
backwash
bacteriological
blah
deSalle
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stardate
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ANAL
ASEXUAL
Astro
B.C
BANKHEAD
BI
BIO
BORSCHT
BRAINPAN
BURRITO
BURRITOS
Barbie
Bo
Bonzo
CARCRASH
CASIO
CHAINSAWS
CHIVAS
COM
CORDOVANS
COSELL
CROATIAN
Carlsbad
Clift
Cosell
Cupcake
DAQUIRI
DELI
DIDI
DISCO
DISNEYWORLD
DONUT
DOUGHBOY
Darvon
Di
Disco
Donnie
EDSELS
EMOTE
EUBIE
Enema
FALAFEL
FISHNET
FISHWICH
FLEMMING
FLOATATION
FROLICSOME
Feinstein
GOLDIE
GORRY
GUCCIONE
GUIDELIGHT
Gibble
Ginzberg
HAIRPIECE
HAWN
HAYWORTH
HITCHHIKING
HOAX
HOUSECAT
Hmmm
I.Q
INTESTINAL
Iranian
JELL
JELLO
JILLIAN'S
JULIENNED
Jodie
KATRINKA
KNOCKWURST
LBJ
LING
LONI
LUGOSI
Loni
Lycra
MALIBU
MCMAHON
MELBA
MERYL
MMM
MOGULS
MONTALBAN'S
MOUSSE
MSG
MT
MTV
MYSTERIANS
Macy's
Meese
Monkees
NABOBS
NAGEELA
NEBULATION
NICKLES
NUTRA
Niro
OLFACTORY
OMNIVERSAL
OVULAR
Osmond
Osmonds
PAISLEY
PASTA
PG
Pharoahs
Provolone
R.V.'S
RAPHAELITE
RICARDO
RITA
Rom
Roni
SAGAN
SANFORIZE
SCHROON
SCIENTOLOGIST
SERBO
SHOPLIFT
SINATRA
SKEE
SODOMIZE
SONTAG
STREEP
Safeway
Slezak
Spandex
T.V
TACO
TAILFINS
TALLULAH
TINA
TRANSSEXUAL
TRYNEL
Tenafly
Tex
Th
Tylenol
Uh
VASELINE
VELVEETA
WESSON
YEH
YUBBA
Yum
ZIPPY
Zippy
Zippy's
barbequeued
chr
co
cranial
creme
devalue
disco
donut
donuts
dusenjet
einem
einige
frolicking
fuschia
gladiatoren
gothic
graphisticator
hors
houseboy
ich
im
jahr
kidnapped
lande
laundromat
laundromats
lesbian
li'l
manicurist
matic
meatball
meltdown
naugahyde
obstetrician
poindexter
pre
psilocybin
quaaludes
quadrophonic
rieche
s'posed
scientology
skintight
skydiving
solarium
spielen
telex
th
th'HOLIDAY
th'MAMBO
th'RAIN
th'WRENCH
th'cute
thru
thumbtack
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